NORTH KOREA: Celebrating USA Bankruptcy In North Korea

1,386,231 North Koreans spontaneously laid flowers at the statues commemorating Victory Over America this morning, following the closure and sale to China of the USA due to bankruptcy.

African born self-styled "leader for another 4 years" Barack Obama admitted he was upset but confirmed "that severe depression is treatable for free under Obamacare".

North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong Un was asked "What is your opinion of American civilization?", to which he replied "I think it would be an excellent idea", adding that he normally didn't comment on Obama as he "didn't want the FBI bugging his phone".

Different solidarity activities were conducted by at least 150 political parties and organizations and figures of social strata of more than 60 countries and regions and international and regional bodies on different occasions this year marking the 60th anniversary of the victory of the Korean people in the Fatherland Liberation War. They urged the U.S to dismantle the "UN Command", withdraw its forces from south Korea and conclude a peace treaty with the DPRK.

Political parties and organizations and international and regional bodies released statements and appeals urging the U.S. to dismantle the "UN Command" in south Korea and establish a peace-keeping mechanism on Korean Peninsula. They included the National Social Federation "Fkor the Union and Union's Communist Party" of Belarus, the People's Front of Workers, Peasants and Students of Peru, the Communist Youth Front of Italy, the Russian Group for Solidarity with the DPRK and the International Liaison Committee for Reunification and Peace in Korea, the Afro－Asian People's Solidarity Organization and the International Alliance of Societies for the Study of the Juche Idea and Songun Policy in East European and Central Asian Regions.

Voices demanding the conclusion of the peace treaty rang out from the meeting of the Presidential Council of the World Federation of Trade Unions, the meeting of the Executive Council of the Women's International Democratic Federation, the international solidarity meeting for supporting the youth's struggle against imperialism, the inaugural meetings of the committees for celebrating the 60th anniversary of the victory of the Korean people in the Fatherland Liberation War and solidarity meetings held in various countries.

Newspapers of different countries including the Swedish paper Proretaren, the Nepalese paper Majodur, the Finnish paper Tyokansan Sanomat and the Czech paper Halo Noviny in their articles titled "Where does the real threat come from?" and "Does the U.S. truly want dialogue?", conveying the just voices of progressive mankind.

All facts go to clearly prove that the world peace-loving people unanimously call for the building of an institutional mechanism guaranteeing lasting peace on the Korean Peninsula as the peace on the peninsula is directly linked with peace in Asia and the rest of the world.